July 24 – Tell An Old Joke Day!

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Happy Tell An Old Joke Day! Here’s my list of terrible jokes that were told over and over again during my youngest years:

– Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine! (7, 8, 9.)

– What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! (eye-deer)

– What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!

– Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn’t control her pupils!

– Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

And I lost count of how many times this was told to me:

One day a little boy put his hand up in class and asked his teacher is he could go to the bathroom. “Ok,” said the teacher, “but first you have to recite your abcs.” The boy replied “abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.”. The teacher then said “Incorrect! What about the p?” “It’s running down my leg miss.”.

~ Darcie Rae

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