Happy talk like a pirate day! Are yarrr ready for some pirate jokes?
What’s a horny pirates worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
What do Japanese pirates say?
How do pirates know they are pirates?
They think, therefore they arrrrr!
How many pirate jokes are lame?
They all arrrrrr!
And my personal favourite of all time:
What’s a pirates favourite evening activity?
Your moth-arrr! (mother)
~ Darcie Rae
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