September 19 – Talk Like A Pirate Day

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Happy talk like a pirate day! Are yarrr ready for some pirate jokes?

What’s a horny pirates worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!

What do Japanese pirates say?
Konitchu-arrrr!

How do pirates know they are pirates?
They think, therefore they arrrrr! 

How many pirate jokes are lame?
They all arrrrrr!

And my personal favourite of all time:
What’s a pirates favourite evening activity? 
Your moth-arrr! (mother) 

~ Darcie Rae

Also, check out this amazing website: http://www.piratejokes.net// 

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